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Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man
if you want to play on that playground you do that
if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that
if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you
(via misspaigealynn)
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins
(via alifeinpearls)
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
(Source: youngmoneynort, via alifeinpearls)
Imagine feeling like you’ve progressed as a person but you’re always compared to whom you were five years ago.
People change, people progress.
Take the “celebrity” out of Miley Cyrus and you have a person who’s being bullied because of their image. In logic, she is a real…
(Source: Itsayylucky.com)
FUCK ME I’M FAT, anyone?!
i have a food boner.
